if hitler was the surgeon general

05-28-09 MST3K Presents: Humanoid Woman (1981)

i'm 13

05-26-09 Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)

i'm dangerous

05-24-09 MST3K Presents: Cosmic Princess (1982)

they're all over my bed

05-23-09 Aenigma (1987)

if i asked him to play quidditch

05-22-09 Role Models (2008)

no tickey, no wash

05-18-09 Phantasm II (1988) The Toxic Avenger (1984)

you're welcome to some

05-14-09 Downfall (2004) Short Eyes (1977)

will shoot you in the face

05-13-09 Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

that would be a sin

05-11-09 Django, Kill! (If You Live, Shoot!) (1967) Svengoolie Presents: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

pants inside-out

05-09-09 Back to the Future Part II (1989)

garish tourist outfits

05-05-09 A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

like a crazy homeless person

04-30-09 Kontroll (2003)